The How-To Heretic

A User's Guide to Life Beyond Religion

Whether you're just thinking about leaving your religion, or you're a dyed-in-the-wool decades-long atheist, your audio uncles Mark and Dan are here to help. With the aid of wise friends and experts in all sorts of fields, The How-To Heretic Podcast will guide you through the scary worlds of heathen living, and make sure you have fun in your new heretical life! We're here for you, friend; so kick off your shoes and join us!

015: Of Lemurs, Ditches and Figs


On this week's show - Uncle Doug joins Uncle Mark and Uncle Dan to mourn the millions of fallen in the war with Atlantis, we bury a god very close to home and we take a taxi to wax penis town to meet the patron saint syphilis and florists.

Tawa - Graveyard of the gods, Anasazi, native American, corn

St. Fiacre - Find your patron, Catholic saint, figs, wax penis

Ramtha channeling, JZ Knight - Watch out for woo, Lemuria, Atlantis, warrior