The How-To Heretic

A User's Guide to Life Beyond Religion

Whether you're just thinking about leaving your religion, or you're a dyed-in-the-wool decades-long atheist, your audio uncles Mark and Dan are here to help. With the aid of wise friends and experts in all sorts of fields, The How-To Heretic Podcast will guide you through the scary worlds of heathen living, and make sure you have fun in your new heretical life! We're here for you, friend; so kick off your shoes and join us!

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107: Christians vs Watermelons


This week! We celebrate our 2-year pod-a-versary with the dumbest dinosaur story ever told, part 2 of the bizarrely incoherent story of Exodus, & Neil Polzin & Kim Newton of Camp Quest tell us about a summer camp that doesn't suck!

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086: Think About Baseball


This week! Uncle Dan explains beard electricity, Uncle Doug wants you to meet his mother and Uncle Mark is lost in allegorical gore. Come join the fun!

Johnny Cash’s version of Ezekiel Saw the Wheel

Louis Armstrong’s version of Ezekiel Saw The Wheel

054: The Ghost with the Most


This week! Uncle Doug Haunts our Heavenly Father, Uncle Dan tries to not touch us, and Uncle Mark finds a thing that is not theology but it’s not philosophy and there will be moon-monkeys.